https://impishgrove.net/ 2026-04-29T15:43:53+00:00 https://impishgrove.net/ https://impishgrove.net/lib/exe/fetch.php?media=logo.png text/html 2024-08-23T22:57:32+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://impishgrove.net/doku.php?id=grove:theheartbreakers:beach_episode&rev=1724453852&do=diff Beach Episode Date of Entry: 8/13/2024 Before us lies even more trees, gnarled and covered in vines. There are clusters of large mushrooms. There is little sunlight as the trees are choking out the sunlight. There is no more path on the other side of the gorge. text/html 2024-08-23T23:00:16+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://impishgrove.net/doku.php?id=grove:theheartbreakers:dead_beasty&rev=1724454016&do=diff Dead Beasty Episode Date of Entry: 8/22/2024 Heywood searches the scant remains of the wretched dream-eater , an orb is found and taken away by the raven. Hargle skins the creature and pilfers around 40 pounds of fur, this is bundled up and carried around by Heywood. Hargle searches the body further and finds 7 silver. text/html 2025-02-08T07:21:22+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://impishgrove.net/doku.php?id=grove:theheartbreakers:dungeon_and_dungeoner&rev=1738999282&do=diff Dungeon and Dungeoner The pedestal holding the orb has crumbled into sand, leaving crude metallic tongs holding the eerie black stone in place. The party stares with apprehension. With a slight *ping* noise, the black stone is easily dislodged by Elf Piss, text/html 2024-12-15T21:30:07+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://impishgrove.net/doku.php?id=grove:theheartbreakers:dungeon_further&rev=1734298207&do=diff Further Into The Dungeon (Itself) The stench of the dead pseudo-giant makes the entire party wretch, only Hargle and Heywood manage to withstand the rotten miasma. [The rest are poisoned.] There is a rotten door that is now broken from the entrance of the Pseudo-Giant, there is also the door leading back to the dead Guard Drakes, and a small hobbit-like door as well. text/html 2024-11-30T05:29:22+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://impishgrove.net/doku.php?id=grove:theheartbreakers:dungeon_itself&rev=1732944562&do=diff The Dungeon Itself Last time, the party had taken on a group of bandits in an alleyway. There was a note on one of the corpses, suggesting that they are being watched... As the party heads toward the Adventurer's Guild, the party is under the skeptical gaze of the crowd. Nearing the guild itself, the guards approach the party. text/html 2024-08-23T22:58:45+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://impishgrove.net/doku.php?id=grove:theheartbreakers:hargle_and_heartbreakers&rev=1724453925&do=diff Hargle and the Heartbreakers Date of Entry: 8/13/2024 The entire encounter was a scheme to belittle Lyka, the hot she-elf. A sole member of the crowd remains, Uncle Bard, who is selling second-hand dwarven timepieces and smoking recycled drow hash. text/html 2024-08-20T01:17:15+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://impishgrove.net/doku.php?id=grove:theheartbreakers:hargle_time&rev=1724116635&do=diff Hargle Time Date of Entry: 8/1/2024 Previously, the party had tumbled into a strange clearing in the forest; an obscure figure was seen as the party entered but then vanished without a trace. A stone monolith stood in the center of the clearing and was covered in arcane inscriptions that were unintelligible to the group. Just above this stone pillar there was a pulsating spherical mass of abyssal energy. text/html 2024-09-23T00:02:08+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://impishgrove.net/doku.php?id=grove:theheartbreakers:lubritorium&rev=1727049728&do=diff The Lubritorium uhh they are now going to the library, they had just been to the temple. In the midst of various devoted people in prayer to their deities. As Hargle sees the bricks of the library... There is another signature amongst the brickwork that says text/html 2024-10-19T00:10:48+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://impishgrove.net/doku.php?id=grove:theheartbreakers:mexican_special&rev=1729296648&do=diff The Mexican Special The party is finally freed from the mind prison of the Guildmaster. Guildmaster Deckard lays his stony gaze upon the party for what feels like eternity, then cracks a friendly smile and walks up to the party. He walks to Martyr. text/html 2024-09-22T23:59:41+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://impishgrove.net/doku.php?id=grove:theheartbreakers:spell_casting&rev=1727049581&do=diff We Love Casting Spells We are standing around the dead dire wolves in the forest, of which we fucking destroyed. Hargle skins them we get [5 dire wolf pelts], they fetch a neat price. Bartimeous, currently unknown to the party, rolls for a boner. He gets a morning wood, roughly half mast.